Bad, Worst, Terrible & Anti Pick up Lines

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Bad Worst Terrible and Anti Pick up Lines

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I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Can I hold you?

I want to give myself to you. …[REPLY:] Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Will you go out with me this Saturday? …[REPLY:] Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.

Your place or mine? …[REPLY:] Both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.

If I could rearrange the alphabet i’d put ‘U’ & ‘I’ together. ….[REPLY:] There is no need for that because “N” & “O” are already together.

Didn’t we go on a date once? Or Was it twice?

Do you like dragons? Cause in a minute I’ll be Dragon & My Balls will be across your face.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabets and I would put U and I together. …[REPLY:] Good thing is N and O is already together.

Will you go out with me this Saturday? …[REPLY:] Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend

I’d go through anything for you. …[Reply:] let’s start with your bank account.

I can see forever in your eyes. Reply: But all i can see is never is yours.

I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. …[REPLY] I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you want me to walk by again? …[REPLY:] Yeah, but this time don’t stop!

Can I buy you a drink? …[REPLY:] Actually, I’d rather have the money.

If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. …[REPLY:] Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

Would you like to dance? …[REPLY:] Not with you. He: Oh.. Come on. Lower your standards a little. I just did. (BE SMART)

I would go to the end of the world. …[REPLY:] Yes, but would you stay there?

Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.

You got an inhaler? Cuz I heard u got dat-ass-ma.

Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it.

I think I could make you very happy. ..[REPLY:] Why? Are you leaving?

When I see you, I feel like I died & went to Heaven …[REPLY:] So are you into necrophilia?

I can tell you that you want me… [REPLY:] Yes, I want you to leave.